like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
