with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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