I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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