i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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