also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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