if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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