Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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