Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
