she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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