Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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