we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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