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just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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