champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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