For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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