Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Michael Bay diarrhea
We got so high we made milksteak
this boner is exhausting
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You don't make any sense
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