How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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