Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Can Purell be used as lube?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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