some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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