I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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