She said her name was "party"
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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