He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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