i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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