I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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