I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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