He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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