you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
