I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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