her vagine was all disorganized.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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