singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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