Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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