we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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