Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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