Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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