next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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