And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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