? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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