just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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