when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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