i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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