I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Randomize
