the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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