After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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