If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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