I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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