I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
FUCK WHALES
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
