Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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