I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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