Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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