I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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