i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Everything about him screamed your future.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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