I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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