That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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