I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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