i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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