Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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