dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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