Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Hippo gnu deer
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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