I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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