Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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