As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
