I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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