i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Then you guys just all showered together...?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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